- Monday breakfast - Cheerios
- Monday lunch - Wendy's Asiago chicken sandwich, junior cheeseburger and medium fries
- Monday dinner - 2 frozen philly cheese steak sandwiches
- Tuesday breakfast - Cheerios
- Tuesday lunch - Portillo's breaded chicken sandwich and cheese fries
- Tuesday dinner - Pizza Hut stuffed crust bacon and mushroom pizza with breadsticks
- Wednesday breakfast - Cheerios
- Wednesday lunch - Pizza Hut meat lovers P'Zone
I don't need you to point out that this is the longest cutscene since the last episode of Family Guy, that I should clearly know why my head is fat, that I am undoing all the work I did at the gym on Monday, or that I should no longer abide by the diet I had when I swam in high school.
So let's just start this one over - after attempting to stream Breaking Bad while it skipped every 10 seconds due to our crappy internet connection, I am now "watching" my sick wife play Sly Cooper. And what came in to my head? Of course - tomorrow is Groundhog Day!
So the important question is, will Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow? But more importantly does anybody really give a damn what Puxsutawney Phil has to say anymore? Google couldn't answer for me, but weather.com and accuweather.com seem to think it'll be cloudy in the morning in Punxsutawney - which means? early spring, though I'm still skeptical whether winter ever really started.
If I had any more material, this is the point where I'd start over for the 3rd time because I'm pretty disappointed in this whole post - other than the 45 seconds of Bill Murray. So, let's see - how to end this one? - how about with a, wait for it, VLV's first EVER....
Those always garner interest, right???
So, the person who can count (note: I did not say guess, because I'm not counting them myself) all of the calories I have eaten since Monday morning and leave the best (read: not necessarily numerical - witty responses will likely have a better chance) comment here on VLV with their e-mail address wins a prize. I'm thinking maybe I'll give you something delicious straight from my freezer. Mystery prizes are way better than imported tablets.
In closing, I leave you with one last (brief) video. If you are randomly punched in the face tomorrow, just remember Ned - because that's probably you.
Update 2/2/12 - Siri has no idea who Punxsutawney Phil is, why he is looking for his shadow or whether or not there will be 6 more weeks of winter. I rest my case, no one cares.